products

Founded a long time ago, or was it last Thursday, I forget, Lextier set out to create products that the whole world, and assorted Martians, and those pesky dudes from Rigel when they bother to visit, also last Thursday coincidentally, could use in a way that would make everybody forget about the harsh reality of day-to-day living, and instead concentrate on what was important in their lives. Either that or fork over some serious cash to get that way.

To this end, we have formulated a product line that will maximize our revenues while minimizing consumer unhappiness. And thus the Eternal Telephone Hold was born.